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Glass Demotivational Poster


I -


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am, #223664
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm, #223604
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm, #223603
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L


CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...




HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by motinet

Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am, #221929
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am, #221908
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm, #210426
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm, #209735
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm, #209733
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am, #209731
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm, #209058
Well... OH YEAH!!!


OPTIMISM -


TAGS: the glass is half full
Rating: 5/5

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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:14 pm, #188365
Amsome culos! 5L


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm, #238393
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm, #238377
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm, #238376
LOL!


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm, #246918
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm, #178882
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm, #178881
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm, #178869
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm, #178868
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm, #178867
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


THE BARONESS -




I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm, #246587
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm, #242233
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm, #242231
In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm, #242230
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.


TAGS: relationship glass hurt broken
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am, #225328
5 bloody finger5


MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men n****** sunglasses ring p******* beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Camilo

Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm, #246696
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm, #1671
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm, #246625
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am, #241532
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am, #228995
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


ALCOHOL -




POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....




HOW ABOUT A NICE GLASS OF - S.T.F.U.




CINDERELLA -




NO MATTER HOW -


TAGS: money glass half full drink
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - November 25, 2011, 7:19 am, #226150
lol... true


ENGINEERS - The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: glass half full
Rating: 2.18/5

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Christos - April 11, 2009, 7:03 pm, #72315
What's in the glass? Is it liquid? Maybe Gravel? Blood? Is it used in a sacrificial context? Questioner: Nnnnever mind.


LIFESAVER -




KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm, #145380
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm, #140713
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm, #140712
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am, #140663
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am, #140662
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm, #98379
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm, #61767
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


EVEN BETTER -




DATING -




BEAUTIFUL TEETH - YOUR TEETH ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, BUDDY.


TAGS: teeth nerd glasses
Rating: 2.42/5

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TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 4:09 am, #7260
Funny. Those glasses don't seem to have lenses...or it could be the Rum im dinking.
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:46 am, #5590
Agreed. For instance, why isn't he wearing an American flag lapel pin? Does he hate the troops that much?


TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.




PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!


TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

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engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm, #64419
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm, #64418
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be


CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES -


TAGS: glasses sniper bully
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:10 pm, #205399
5L's Four-eyes
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm, #205332
LMAO!
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm, #205329
How did i know some technical a$$ would point that out. Jk, whats up agg? The other noob logged off.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm, #205327
Six, technically. But, 5L will suffice.


DISILLUSIONED -


TAGS: charming bastich jerk glass slipper
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 5:57 pm, #190532
5L space.
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:56 pm, #190435
He was always more interested in th***s than slippers.


NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.




ORIGINALITY -




PHOTO BOMBER -




I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass




PEOPLE WITH GLASS TABLES - SHOULD NOT THROW TANTRUMS




Perseverance -


TAGS: glass is half full hammy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:10 pm, #253863
I remember it everyday. Although it's really difficult to find cyanide tablets.
Hawamleh - March 22, 2014, 2:14 am, #253725
Thanks boys, cheers.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 10:04 pm, #253723
Hammy Time! I must now drink, cheers laddie
Sho - March 21, 2014, 9:48 pm, #253722
Beautiful :'). 5/f


SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along


TAGS: misspriss wine glass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm, #240568
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm, #240567
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the d*** glass! tee hic


WISHES -


TAGS: rain glass protection hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:54 pm, #210713
we don't get exposed to many musicals here, and my music taste is rather limited, thus the ignorance is generated :D
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm, #210711
Heh, Hammy one is a band with a song: Insane in the Membrane, the other a musical with a song: The Rain in Spain (falls mainly on the plain). Both are about smoking pot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2011, 2:10 pm, #210691
I am..have you ever eaten a Crow?....cuz I have.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 12:24 pm, #210684
Are you aware a flock of crows or ravens is called a murder? Mmm...murder.
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:49 am, #210666
This picture is depressing yet very peaceful to look at. I like.
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 6:43 pm, #210639
Perhaps A goat prisoner?
ICEMAN - January 23, 2011, 6:34 pm, #210638
You mean like you going away?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:19 pm, #210637
If you behave ...good things will come to you..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:18 pm, #210636
You all sound like the voices coming from my cellar....don't ask for food b****!
culos - January 23, 2011, 5:58 pm, #210635
Try and read a book someday....
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 5:56 pm, #210634
and those would be?
spacedog - January 23, 2011, 5:51 pm, #210633
The rain on the pane drives you insane? Is that Cypress Hill or My Fair Lady? 5L


INSATIABLE THIRST - With this example scientists have shown that it switches off your brain.




AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -


TAGS: douglass quote parenting
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 12:55 pm, #257119

I always knew you and Fred had something in common.
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:27 am, #257113
Frederick schmederick. Obviously he’s never repaired a broken woman.
lgvernon - October 16, 2014, 11:27 pm, #257111

Thank you, TH.
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:26 pm, #257110
Nice. Image and quote.


TEMPORARY TEETH -




ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.


TAGS: i can picture it now logicdude sitting next to a pile of soybeans with a magnifying glass assignment for december 18 elves
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am, #149120
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm, #146603
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm, #146601
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am, #146542
Awesome!


OPTIMISM VS. PESSIMISM - Some see the glass as half full, others as half-empty. I see the glass, it contains liquids, and I probably shouldn't drink it.


TAGS: optimist pessimist glass full empty
Rating: 3.56/5

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Azzameen85 - August 8, 2011, 3:40 pm, #222694
Glass is too big... Besides, that particualar glass is prob. less than half full. Just need to find the mathbooks again...
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:15 am, #221601
Looks like a half a sh** of vodka.... I would drink it
TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:41 pm, #221585
technically theres air in the part with no liquid, so in my eyes the glass is ALLWAYS full.


OPTIMISTIC OR PESIMISTIC -


TAGS: my glass is half empty wheres that wench with my refill
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:58 pm, #165677
No i pay no attention nor mind to politics.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:52 pm, #165672
Oh this has GOT to have something to do with Obama stimulus money...


HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? - No matter which way; the next round is still on you


TAGS: beer glass
Rating: 4.87/5

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CloudchaserS - September 5, 2012, 1:01 am, #238910
*sneaks up and empties the glass while the optimist and pessimist are arguing*
Airman - September 4, 2012, 4:34 pm, #238894
lol.. I will remember this


SUNGLASSES - THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE RIDING A SHARK MORE COOL




BURN THEM -




A BEER - Your sole reward for a day of hard labour helping a friend.




PESSIMISM - I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things The glass is half full, and its cracked, and I cut my lip on it and chipped a tooth


TAGS: broken glass
Rating: 3.92/5

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TEENAGERS - The world needs ditch diggers too.




LOVE NOTES -


TAGS: the glass ceiling at necco candy was shattered
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - March 9, 2010, 1:42 pm, #163440
One of my fav quotes!! That will do!!
LogicDude - March 9, 2010, 1:39 pm, #163439
Sure these weren't from MO's personal stash?


SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE - I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.


TAGS: glasses gotta go
Rating: 3.56/5

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Verdeckt - February 22, 2012, 10:09 pm, #230007
Missed one Iceman, this one's Steven Wright


INVISIBLE INK - When even the teachers makes fun of you




MY OINKLEYS - So I just got them... Do I look like a star?




GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.




PESSIMISM -


TAGS: life time day joke borrow money expect back half empty water glass vallet
Rating: 2.2/5

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CJ - August 17, 2009, 1:23 am, #108968
I don't know what "Espect" is.


DUDE CHECK IT OUT ! -




EVER SINCE -




FANCY SPONGE -




YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! -


TAGS: sunglasses dog
Rating: 3.8/5

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forseti - December 19, 2011, 6:07 am, #226718
"talking ****"...


PROJECTILES -


TAGS: glass door acne popper
Rating: 3.69/5

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Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:36 pm, #230041

omg...loz


I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. -


TAGS: sunglasses
Rating: 3.65/5

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Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:55 pm, #118930
Kind of looks like it. Alright, I over a***yzed it. I gave it 5 oral lions.
Informator - September 17, 2009, 3:49 pm, #118926
she has a mustache..? ..
Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:44 pm, #118925
He probably is craving some salty taffy.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:44 pm, #118924
Huh? Ya lost me.
Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:43 pm, #118923
What about the guy next to her, with almost the same expression?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:35 pm, #118920
I saw red and blonde.
Sean - September 17, 2009, 3:34 pm, #118919
bOB it's like she just don't care ... she could very well be Canadian.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 3:33 pm, #118917
Does she know that her garash green sweater clashes horribly with her nails?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 2:53 pm, #118898
Thinking?


HUSBANDS - It's never too late to train them !


TAGS: husband train glass
Rating: 3.64/5

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Anonimous - January 22, 2010, 3:11 pm, #153727
I love to be a single
MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm, #149242
Thanks Ron - I Always Love Your Work.
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 12:28 pm, #149171
5L Mr. MustyK! Good job!
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 10:55 am, #149140
Then you start jumping and he gets to bleeding and then you tell him, "Now clean up the carpet, b****!"
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 10:50 am, #149139
Nah, the message I'd like to send goes more like, "Shape the f*** up or Imma stand on your back while you lie on broken glass."
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 10:46 am, #149138
@TOC, for memories of New Years Eves gone past, or freaky ritualistic fertilty acts you've enjoyed?
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 9:52 am, #149134
I approved this one so I could show it to my kids' dad.
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 9:46 am, #149133
Or too early...that kid in the background is like "WTF?"
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 9:29 am, #149131
ROR! Now you sir better be standing on that carpet cause i don't want any scratches on my back... it makes my old lady think things


REALITY -


TAGS: life time happy end tale cinderella prince charming frog kiss joke glass slipper melissa joan hart
Rating: 3.5/5

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redhdsrbst - February 18, 2010, 11:39 am, #158863
Posting rules prevent "The rest of the story.."


I'M HERE -


TAGS: what do you mean i need glasses
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:04 pm, #91852
Funny!!


COLLABORATE -




WOOF - That's Right. You is Jealous of my glasses.


TAGS: dog glasses
Rating: 2.55/5

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champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:42 pm, #225698
I don't think so...


SPECSAVERS - Even if you'd gone there it wouldn't have helped




Tic Toc -


TAGS: hourglass objects female weight time
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm, #252020
LMAO!!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm, #252018
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am, #252017
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am, #252016
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am, #252015
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am, #252013
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am, #252012
As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!


Moderation -




In case of emergency... -


TAGS: break glass emergency
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 11:49 pm, #249962
Thanks Silverheart, I haven't posted on another site but this one mainly because I haven't figured out how to do it yet. But I will! :)
Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 12:01 pm, #249945
Pikachu as a defibrillator - love it! Please submit to AnimeOtakus as well? I know the moderator, and I think he'd appreciate it greatly.


Glasses -




google glasses -




ESPIONAGE -




Altered states -




PERSPECTIVE IS EVERYTHING -


TAGS: glass halffull cosby
Rating: 4.9/5

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keg0death - December 24, 2012, 11:29 pm, #241843
Nah, the glass is just twice as big as it needs to be.


Don't Ask -


TAGS: wife husband day wine glass
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:48 am, #249409

I disregard the lines and just stop pouring when at risk of an overspill.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:47 am, #249408

Yeah, Priss, I figger ol Mooo's gonna have lumps on the back of his head for a spell. Maybe even time out.
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:36 am, #249398
From top to bottom or bottom to top?
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:35 am, #249397
I make beer too! Usually about 1/2 hour after I drink my 1st one! I don't like renting!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:34 am, #249396
Bahaha...says the guy that just got married... try saying that again this time next year. Oh Moo(?)...hahaha!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:32 am, #249395
Thanks Igs!
EmilioDumphque - September 7, 2013, 1:43 am, #249393
Level 1: Social, 2: Medicinal, 3: Thera**utic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:36 am, #249391
exception that proves the rule.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 12:31 am, #249389

I MAKE beer; I don't drink beer. I also don't GA single F about tampon ads or gossip. I do, however, enjoy quality brown liquor and lively conversation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:13 am, #249385
Just fill the glass and say you're taking out the garbage...then drink beer in the garage until you're sure she's asleep. We don't GAF about your day of gossip and tampon reviews, We actually spent the day working.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 11:51 pm, #249383

Been there, done that~~have the glass. 5Ls


The Spilling Glass -


TAGS: my glass is enticingly full
Rating: 4.75/5

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motifayk - July 3, 2013, 12:33 pm, #247300
Just in training .. :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:05 am, #247279
Someone sounds like they've been in sales before, lol. 5 rises of my glass.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 1:19 pm, #247247

They use that new Shrinkonomy technology in clothes closets...


Glass Doors -


TAGS: glass door facer woman spill
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:57 pm, #253169
Been there, done that and even had the t-shirt. That is until I found a second glass door...poor t-shirt!


REALITY -


TAGS: full empty glass
Rating: 4.65/5

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pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 9:47 am, #243980
If the glass is in my hand I'm afraid it's just plain empty.
spacedog - March 2, 2013, 9:15 am, #243976
And another round of martini5
mariand - March 2, 2013, 6:37 am, #243975
lol..well said


Rerun -


TAGS: rerun glasses drink
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:41 pm, #245266
It's The Only Way Don't Forget The Brown Bag .
rerun - April 20, 2013, 10:08 pm, #245245

d*** straight skippy.


Under the table -


TAGS: remember sunglasses fridge morning awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 10:06 am, #255968
Yeah, great series. Very refreshing. Pages right outta the holy book of orthodox demotivism, written by the beloved seraph hisself. (I’m still stuck on the caged puppies…WOOF!)
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 7:58 am, #255963

lol...real nice series


Are you helping? -


TAGS: nsa spying prevention google glass
Rating: 4.38/5

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lgvernon - January 11, 2014, 11:58 pm, #252100

LOL~~Yeah, just call me Lucy.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:13 pm, #252096
Is that because your name is Lucy, LG?
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:08 pm, #252095
I want one of those Inax toilets. It a***yzes your stool and sends the result to your phone.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:01 pm, #252094
Stupid people EVERYWHERE.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:00 pm, #252093
That should be entertaining, Steve
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:54 pm, #252088
If it's any consolation to you, no matter how sophisticated the technology gets...stupid people will still be operating it. VCR's use to be advanced and most of them ended improperly programmed and had P&J sandwiches shoved into their drives...
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:49 pm, #252087
Meh...It'll short out as soon as people start tripping in fountains...The first person videos of people walking into brick walls is also worth waiting for...
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 8:38 pm, #252076

LOLOLOL!~
GaryO - January 10, 2014, 8:24 pm, #252075
Yeah, my toilet has the same feature. Just this morning it rejected what I ate last night. Thought it wasn’t me due to the rife amount of carrots and rutabagas. Coulda used a voice recognition plunger.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:43 pm, #252073

If it says, 'Good Morning, Linda,' in the 2001 Hal voice, it's hittin' the wall.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:42 pm, #252072

My brand new Samsung smartphone has both facial and vocal recognition software in it. I can also operate it entirely with gestures, without touching the screen at all. Just another example of how fast all this technology is moving.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:38 pm, #252071
You should watch the promotional video, if you already haven’t. It’s quite amazing, but ups the privacy issue to RED.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:37 pm, #252070
On top of this, NameTag has released a facial recognition app to be used with Google Glass: Snap a pic, run it against their data base & find any public info available. This is stepping over the line.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:26 pm, #252068
The only recording I'll do is with my mind.
steve1961 - January 10, 2014, 6:47 am, #252066
So you won't be watching us back I take it?
premiumgrade - January 9, 2014, 6:51 pm, #252054
I'm not helping to EXPAND their spying capabilities by posting. Wearing these glasses greatly expands their capabilities. Literally millions of sets of eyes around the world. I won’t help them.
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:40 pm, #252052
Scary true
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 7:40 am, #252036

love it
steve1961 - January 9, 2014, 12:58 am, #252034
And so you post something online..?


"GLA*SES" - Really Motifake, really?


TAGS: glasses censoring unnecessary
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - March 8, 2012, 9:57 am, #230891
The site must stay google friendly, so it is to be expected lol
Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:01 pm, #230640
PHWOAR!! Look at that cheeky pair! They're barely held by that skinny frame.


at one time -




BASEBALL BACK IN THE OLYMPICS - Soon


TAGS: pig flying glasses olympics animal
Rating: 4.15/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:57 pm, #228493
looks a bit like your avatar lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:54 pm, #228492
hehe the pig is adorable xD 5l


REMIND ME - to start checking the weather channel a little more often


TAGS: bring some sunglasses
Rating: 4.11/5

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LinkFox101113 - May 7, 2010, 3:21 am, #174995
Five unnecessarily large explosive devices for you.


NERDS -




EVEN CUBBYBEAR - Can't Make These Things Look Cool


TAGS: cubbybear glasses awesome
Rating: 3.6/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 4, 2010, 2:21 pm, #150111
Your approval is most appreciated, oh Great CubbyBear.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2010, 2:09 pm, #150108
X-ray glasses serve a better purpose...5/5


POLICE -




MMMMMWWAAA - Johnny Depp was NEVER this lucky.




SUNGLASSES. - If these guys didn't have them, they would die from exposure to their awesome.




STICKS & STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES - or in this this case my house!




THE FUTURE -


TAGS: future sunglasses
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:16 am, #138772
...and SPF 45


METROID - He beat it: Twice.


TAGS: ron hextall jean guy metroid glasses
Rating: 1.64/5

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Agent K - May 26, 2009, 7:07 pm, #82260
or whatever the hell it is??
Agent K - May 26, 2009, 7:06 pm, #82258
why is tigger humping a soda can?
AXL - August 7, 2008, 3:18 pm, #13040
Metroid: You beat one, you beat them all...


GLASS HOUSES - will make even the messiest people want to look organized


TAGS: glass houses living clean tessthecat tess
Rating: 1.63/5

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aerofiend - May 25, 2009, 9:34 pm, #82078
Also, put your pants back on.


DELICIOUS GLASSES -


TAGS: delicious glasses nom signe
Rating: 1.45/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 8:13 am, #62423
So that's why my glasses broke...
Signe - February 24, 2009, 5:22 am, #61570
Pff you're just jealous because your glasses aren't as delicious as mine!
agdaniele - February 23, 2009, 11:35 pm, #61529
Signe... we shooting for quantity over quality? No wonder motifake froze up.... the garbage disposal was all clogged up.


Sip Happens -


TAGS: pun obvous wine glass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 26, 2014, 2:47 pm, #258349
5 big TeeHees and a few lions too!
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:19 am, #258344
I know. Two terrible, terrible puns in six words. I really am proud of that one.
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 8:55 am, #258336
O my GAWD! I just snorted my coffee! 5 rolling, choking lions, Edgeman! That's so horrible, its awesome!
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 4:33 am, #258333
Thank you.
concern3 - November 26, 2014, 4:24 am, #258332
That's a 5er


Glass of Wine -




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