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Glass Demotivational Poster

I -

TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L

CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke

AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...

HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid

TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by motinet

Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


TAGS: the glass is half full
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:14 pm
Amsome culos! 5L

FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm

HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?

TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?



TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!

RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.

TAGS: relationship glass hurt broken
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am
5 bloody finger5

MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!

TAGS: men n****** sunglasses ring p******* beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....

PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!

TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

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engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be




TAGS: money glass half full drink
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - November 25, 2011, 7:19 am
lol... true

ENGINEERS - The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

TAGS: glass half full
Rating: 2.18/5

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Christos - April 11, 2009, 7:03 pm
What's in the glass? Is it liquid? Maybe Gravel? Blood? Is it used in a sacrificial context? Questioner: Nnnnever mind.



TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass



TAGS: teeth nerd glasses
Rating: 2.42/5

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TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 4:09 am
Funny. Those glasses don't seem to have lenses...or it could be the Rum im dinking.
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:46 am
Agreed. For instance, why isn't he wearing an American flag lapel pin? Does he hate the troops that much?

TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.


TAGS: glasses sniper bully
Rating: 4.92/5

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pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
5L's Four-eyes
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
How did i know some technical a$$ would point that out. Jk, whats up agg? The other noob logged off.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
Six, technically. But, 5L will suffice.


TAGS: charming bastich jerk glass slipper
Rating: 4.69/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 5:57 pm
5L space.
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
He was always more interested in th***s than slippers.

NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.




Perseverance -

TAGS: glass is half full hammy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:10 pm
I remember it everyday. Although it's really difficult to find cyanide tablets.
Hawamleh - March 22, 2014, 2:14 am
Thanks boys, cheers.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 10:04 pm
Hammy Time! I must now drink, cheers laddie
Sho - March 21, 2014, 9:48 pm
Beautiful :'). 5/f

SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along

TAGS: misspriss wine glass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the d*** glass! tee hic


TAGS: rain glass protection hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
we don't get exposed to many musicals here, and my music taste is rather limited, thus the ignorance is generated :D
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
Heh, Hammy one is a band with a song: Insane in the Membrane, the other a musical with a song: The Rain in Spain (falls mainly on the plain). Both are about smoking pot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2011, 2:10 pm
I am..have you ever eaten a Crow?....cuz I have.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 12:24 pm
Are you aware a flock of crows or ravens is called a murder? Mmm...murder.
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:49 am
This picture is depressing yet very peaceful to look at. I like.
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 6:43 pm
Perhaps A goat prisoner?
ICEMAN - January 23, 2011, 6:34 pm
You mean like you going away?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:19 pm
If you behave ...good things will come to you..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:18 pm
You all sound like the voices coming from my cellar....don't ask for food b****!
culos - January 23, 2011, 5:58 pm
Try and read a book someday....
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 5:56 pm
and those would be?
spacedog - January 23, 2011, 5:51 pm
The rain on the pane drives you insane? Is that Cypress Hill or My Fair Lady? 5L

INSATIABLE THIRST - With this example scientists have shown that it switches off your brain.


TAGS: douglass quote parenting
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 12:55 pm

I always knew you and Fred had something in common.
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:27 am
Frederick schmederick. Obviously he’s never repaired a broken woman.
lgvernon - October 16, 2014, 11:27 pm

Thank you, TH.
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:26 pm
Nice. Image and quote.


ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.

TAGS: i can picture it now logicdude sitting next to a pile of soybeans with a magnifying glass assignment for december 18 elves
Rating: 3.61/5

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Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am

OPTIMISM VS. PESSIMISM - Some see the glass as half full, others as half-empty. I see the glass, it contains liquids, and I probably shouldn't drink it.

TAGS: optimist pessimist glass full empty
Rating: 3.56/5

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Azzameen85 - August 8, 2011, 3:40 pm
Glass is too big... Besides, that particualar glass is prob. less than half full. Just need to find the mathbooks again...
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:15 am
Looks like a half a sh** of vodka.... I would drink it
TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:41 pm
technically theres air in the part with no liquid, so in my eyes the glass is ALLWAYS full.


TAGS: my glass is half empty wheres that wench with my refill
Rating: 2.92/5

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Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:58 pm
No i pay no attention nor mind to politics.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Oh this has GOT to have something to do with Obama stimulus money...

HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? - No matter which way; the next round is still on you

TAGS: beer glass
Rating: 4.87/5

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CloudchaserS - September 5, 2012, 1:01 am
*sneaks up and empties the glass while the optimist and pessimist are arguing*
Airman - September 4, 2012, 4:34 pm
lol.. I will remember this



A BEER - Your sole reward for a day of hard labour helping a friend.

PESSIMISM - I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things The glass is half full, and its cracked, and I cut my lip on it and chipped a tooth

TAGS: broken glass
Rating: 3.92/5

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TEENAGERS - The world needs ditch diggers too.


TAGS: the glass ceiling at necco candy was shattered
Rating: 3.88/5

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MO - March 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
One of my fav quotes!! That will do!!
LogicDude - March 9, 2010, 1:39 pm
Sure these weren't from MO's personal stash?

SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE - I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

TAGS: glasses gotta go
Rating: 3.56/5

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Verdeckt - February 22, 2012, 10:09 pm
Missed one Iceman, this one's Steven Wright

INVISIBLE INK - When even the teachers makes fun of you

MY OINKLEYS - So I just got them... Do I look like a star?

GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.


TAGS: life time day joke borrow money expect back half empty water glass vallet
Rating: 2.2/5

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CJ - August 17, 2009, 1:23 am
I don't know what "Espect" is.



Are you helping? -

TAGS: nsa spying prevention google glass
Rating: 4.38/5

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lgvernon - January 11, 2014, 11:58 pm

LOL~~Yeah, just call me Lucy.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:13 pm
Is that because your name is Lucy, LG?
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:08 pm
I want one of those Inax toilets. It a***yzes your stool and sends the result to your phone.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:01 pm
Stupid people EVERYWHERE.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:00 pm
That should be entertaining, Steve
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:54 pm
If it's any consolation to you, no matter how sophisticated the technology gets...stupid people will still be operating it. VCR's use to be advanced and most of them ended improperly programmed and had P&J sandwiches shoved into their drives...
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Meh...It'll short out as soon as people start tripping in fountains...The first person videos of people walking into brick walls is also worth waiting for...
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 8:38 pm

GaryO - January 10, 2014, 8:24 pm
Yeah, my toilet has the same feature. Just this morning it rejected what I ate last night. Thought it wasn’t me due to the rife amount of carrots and rutabagas. Coulda used a voice recognition plunger.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:43 pm

If it says, 'Good Morning, Linda,' in the 2001 Hal voice, it's hittin' the wall.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:42 pm

My brand new Samsung smartphone has both facial and vocal recognition software in it. I can also operate it entirely with gestures, without touching the screen at all. Just another example of how fast all this technology is moving.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:38 pm
You should watch the promotional video, if you already haven’t. It’s quite amazing, but ups the privacy issue to RED.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:37 pm
On top of this, NameTag has released a facial recognition app to be used with Google Glass: Snap a pic, run it against their data base & find any public info available. This is stepping over the line.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:26 pm
The only recording I'll do is with my mind.
steve1961 - January 10, 2014, 6:47 am
So you won't be watching us back I take it?
premiumgrade - January 9, 2014, 6:51 pm
I'm not helping to EXPAND their spying capabilities by posting. Wearing these glasses greatly expands their capabilities. Literally millions of sets of eyes around the world. I won’t help them.
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:40 pm
Scary true
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 7:40 am

love it
steve1961 - January 9, 2014, 12:58 am
And so you post something online..?



TAGS: sunglasses dog
Rating: 3.8/5

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forseti - December 19, 2011, 6:07 am
"talking ****"...


TAGS: glass door acne popper
Rating: 3.69/5

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Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:36 pm



TAGS: sunglasses
Rating: 3.65/5

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Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:55 pm
Kind of looks like it. Alright, I over a***yzed it. I gave it 5 oral lions.
Informator - September 17, 2009, 3:49 pm
she has a mustache..? ..
Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:44 pm
He probably is craving some salty taffy.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:44 pm
Huh? Ya lost me.
Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:43 pm
What about the guy next to her, with almost the same expression?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:35 pm
I saw red and blonde.
Sean - September 17, 2009, 3:34 pm
bOB it's like she just don't care ... she could very well be Canadian.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
Does she know that her garash green sweater clashes horribly with her nails?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 2:53 pm

HUSBANDS - It's never too late to train them !

TAGS: husband train glass
Rating: 3.64/5

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Anonimous - January 22, 2010, 3:11 pm
I love to be a single
MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thanks Ron - I Always Love Your Work.
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 12:28 pm
5L Mr. MustyK! Good job!
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 10:55 am
Then you start jumping and he gets to bleeding and then you tell him, "Now clean up the carpet, b****!"
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 10:50 am
Nah, the message I'd like to send goes more like, "Shape the f*** up or Imma stand on your back while you lie on broken glass."
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 10:46 am
@TOC, for memories of New Years Eves gone past, or freaky ritualistic fertilty acts you've enjoyed?
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 9:52 am
I approved this one so I could show it to my kids' dad.
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 9:46 am
Or too early...that kid in the background is like "WTF?"
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 9:29 am
ROR! Now you sir better be standing on that carpet cause i don't want any scratches on my back... it makes my old lady think things


TAGS: life time happy end tale cinderella prince charming frog kiss joke glass slipper melissa joan hart
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by giulio

redhdsrbst - February 18, 2010, 11:39 am
Posting rules prevent "The rest of the story.."


TAGS: what do you mean i need glasses
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:04 pm


WOOF - That's Right. You is Jealous of my glasses.

TAGS: dog glasses
Rating: 2.55/5

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champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:42 pm
I don't think so...

SPECSAVERS - Even if you'd gone there it wouldn't have helped

Tic Toc -

TAGS: hourglass objects female weight time
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!

Moderation -

In case of emergency... -

TAGS: break glass emergency
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 11:49 pm
Thanks Silverheart, I haven't posted on another site but this one mainly because I haven't figured out how to do it yet. But I will! :)
Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 12:01 pm

Pikachu as a defibrillator - love it! Please submit to AnimeOtakus as well? I know the moderator, and I think he'd appreciate it greatly.

Glasses -

google glasses -


TAGS: glass halffull cosby
Rating: 4.91/5

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keg0death - December 24, 2012, 11:29 pm
Nah, the glass is just twice as big as it needs to be.


Altered states -

Don't Ask -

TAGS: wife husband day wine glass
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:48 am

I disregard the lines and just stop pouring when at risk of an overspill.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:47 am

Yeah, Priss, I figger ol Mooo's gonna have lumps on the back of his head for a spell. Maybe even time out.
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:36 am
From top to bottom or bottom to top?
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:35 am
I make beer too! Usually about 1/2 hour after I drink my 1st one! I don't like renting!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:34 am
Bahaha...says the guy that just got married... try saying that again this time next year. Oh Moo(?)...hahaha!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:32 am
Thanks Igs!
EmilioDumphque - September 7, 2013, 1:43 am
Level 1: Social, 2: Medicinal, 3: Thera**utic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:36 am
exception that proves the rule.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 12:31 am

I MAKE beer; I don't drink beer. I also don't GA single F about tampon ads or gossip. I do, however, enjoy quality brown liquor and lively conversation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:13 am
Just fill the glass and say you're taking out the garbage...then drink beer in the garage until you're sure she's asleep. We don't GAF about your day of gossip and tampon reviews, We actually spent the day working.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 11:51 pm

Been there, done that~~have the glass. 5Ls

The Spilling Glass -

TAGS: my glass is enticingly full
Rating: 4.75/5

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motifayk - July 3, 2013, 12:33 pm
Just in training .. :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:05 am
Someone sounds like they've been in sales before, lol. 5 rises of my glass.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 1:19 pm

They use that new Shrinkonomy technology in clothes closets...

Glass Doors -

TAGS: glass door facer woman spill
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:57 pm
Been there, done that and even had the t-shirt. That is until I found a second glass door...poor t-shirt!


TAGS: full empty glass
Rating: 4.67/5

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pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 9:47 am
If the glass is in my hand I'm afraid it's just plain empty.
spacedog - March 2, 2013, 9:15 am
And another round of martini5
mariand - March 2, 2013, 6:37 am
lol..well said

Rerun -

TAGS: rerun glasses drink
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:41 pm
It's The Only Way Don't Forget The Brown Bag .
rerun - April 20, 2013, 10:08 pm

d*** straight skippy.

Under the table -

TAGS: remember sunglasses fridge morning awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 10:06 am
Yeah, great series. Very refreshing. Pages right outta the holy book of orthodox demotivism, written by the beloved seraph hisself. (I’m still stuck on the caged puppies…WOOF!)
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 7:58 am

lol...real nice series

"GLA*SES" - Really Motifake, really?

TAGS: glasses censoring unnecessary
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - March 8, 2012, 9:57 am
The site must stay google friendly, so it is to be expected lol
Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:01 pm
PHWOAR!! Look at that cheeky pair! They're barely held by that skinny frame.

at one time -


TAGS: pig flying glasses olympics animal
Rating: 4.15/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:57 pm
looks a bit like your avatar lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:54 pm
hehe the pig is adorable xD 5l

REMIND ME - to start checking the weather channel a little more often

TAGS: bring some sunglasses
Rating: 4.11/5

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LinkFox101113 - May 7, 2010, 3:21 am
Five unnecessarily large explosive devices for you.


EVEN CUBBYBEAR - Can't Make These Things Look Cool

TAGS: cubbybear glasses awesome
Rating: 3.6/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 4, 2010, 2:21 pm
Your approval is most appreciated, oh Great CubbyBear.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2010, 2:09 pm
X-ray glasses serve a better purpose...5/5


MMMMMWWAAA - Johnny Depp was NEVER this lucky.

SUNGLASSES. - If these guys didn't have them, they would die from exposure to their awesome.

STICKS & STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES - or in this this case my house!


TAGS: future sunglasses
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:16 am
...and SPF 45

METROID - He beat it: Twice.

TAGS: ron hextall jean guy metroid glasses
Rating: 1.64/5

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Agent K - May 26, 2009, 7:07 pm
or whatever the hell it is??
Agent K - May 26, 2009, 7:06 pm
why is tigger humping a soda can?
AXL - August 7, 2008, 3:18 pm
Metroid: You beat one, you beat them all...

GLASS HOUSES - will make even the messiest people want to look organized

TAGS: glass houses living clean tessthecat tess
Rating: 1.63/5

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aerofiend - May 25, 2009, 9:34 pm
Also, put your pants back on.


TAGS: delicious glasses nom signe
Rating: 1.45/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 8:13 am
So that's why my glasses broke...
Signe - February 24, 2009, 5:22 am
Pff you're just jealous because your glasses aren't as delicious as mine!
agdaniele - February 23, 2009, 11:35 pm
Signe... we shooting for quantity over quality? No wonder motifake froze up.... the garbage disposal was all clogged up.

Sip Happens -

TAGS: pun obvous wine glass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 26, 2014, 2:47 pm
5 big TeeHees and a few lions too!
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:19 am
I know. Two terrible, terrible puns in six words. I really am proud of that one.
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 8:55 am
O my GAWD! I just snorted my coffee! 5 rolling, choking lions, Edgeman! That's so horrible, its awesome!
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 4:33 am
Thank you.
concern3 - November 26, 2014, 4:24 am
That's a 5er

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